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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 12:12
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
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Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Which diploma is best for a job?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Loons and Moons
Free agent CB Rasul Douglas doesn’t think he’ll return to Green Bay - NBC Sports
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Sophia Bush Says She Endured “Every Kind of Abuse” on Show Due to Older Man - The Hollywood Reporter
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
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No go.
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
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